Why do mornings ALWAYS suck?
How come I'm a mum but I can't fix everything, not even with a purple Mickey Mouse bandaid?
Which purrfume can do the most magic? Try all of them, just in case, or asphyxiate in the attempt?
When will the shit turn to rainbows?
Where will the rainbows be and can I have a ticket?
What does all this mean? - nah, scrap that, just have a coffee.
Today brought to you by a bloody big fat headache, a wonderful afternoon with my best friend, and a short but soothing chat to a darling dorter. Oh, and a very norty interlude at Addicted to Fabric, which cost more than I can afford. Well, YOU try walking past the words 'SILK ON SALE' and maintaining a normal heartbeat... I might, now I've had a whinge, try Chanel No. 5 Huile Sensual, because it's never failed me before.
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