Yeah I know I said I was going away.. but I thought I oughta at least confirm that we be home. Walking around going 'Wow. Who belongs to all this stuff???' and 'Where is a cat when I need it?'
See? Even when I go to the trouble of coming home, I can't get no satisfaction from a cat.
Altho... eventually Maccy gave me a 'howdy-whoever-you-are' purry drool onto my new coat, and Little Miss-chief consented to biff me. Awww..
Now. To bed, to bed, and don't expect to see me vertical until I think of a good reason to bother.
Today brought to you by a cupboard-ful of the purrfume I already own! Hmm... which one shall I spray all over myself so as to sleep in angelic fragrant clouds??? Tune in next week to find out!
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